I bought furniture- it was nice

Yep, at Rayless and Flanagan. A nice living room set. Custom. Took months. Came--scratches, staples exposed, mechanics broken--other than that, nice.
Called R and F-they were nice. Sent a guy to look: he looked and sent a truck to pick it up...waited..a month..maybe more.
Finally, a call--it was ready. Yes! How nice.
The truck showed up empty..ready to pick up my furniture. I explained that they had my furniture, go back, pick it up from yourself and deliver it to me. I was nice as blood ran from my eyes.

Finally (again), they came back with my furniture..at last..I could sit in my living room. Glee. :)
As checked for the repairs which, undoubtably were perfect, I found that none had been made. None. Zero.Zilch. Nada.

I sat on the floor. It was nice.